no-shannon:

imagine being kate middleton so one day you’re just at home and then yay you get into college meet a nice man there you are out to coffee making out in scandalous places he’s pretty wealthy pretty cute looks familiar

oh yeah i’m the prince nbd

so you start going to parties together and going out to dinner together and taking walks holding hands doing cutesy things all documented and it feels like a fairy-tale for a while and every time you say it in your head every time you think “my boyfriend is a prince” you probably laugh because it sounds fucking ridiculous

and then one day you’re staying at buckingham palace tiptoeing around probably trying to have sex without getting caught by the queen your future is free and unencumbered not only in terms of romance but in terms of profession aspirations friends what to do what to wear who to be 

then the glitch

falling in love poor girl falling in love is always the glitch and he’s down on one knee and what is there to say but yes you think it over on the surface of your mind you think it over but you don’t really go further you have fears and qualms you’re absolutely terrified of this but he is literally your prince charming figuratively your knight in shining armor so it will all be okay. that’s what you tell yourself and you push everything else into the subconscious.

and then one day it’s all over the whole world’s watching waiting for you to end your life in a moment in the happiest day of your life - maybe, this last of the old one and the first of having to do that fucked up wave having to wear stupid fucking dresses having to watch every step you take acting princessy in a non-ironic way 

nothing is open anymore all dreams are crushed poor kate imagine being that

1. groovyblackkid reblogged this from extendableears
2. paintedinhergrief said: i don’t think I could ever do it, no matter how much I loved him. you would have tot give up everything.